Paranoia Strikes Deep

Sometimes I think that The Misses is trying to turn The Girl against me. Actually, I’m pretty sure she is. As evidence of this conspiracy, note the edited version of the final chorus to “Jesus Loves Me” that she has taught our daughter.

Yes, Jesus loves me

Yes, Jesus loves me

Yes, Jesus loves me

But he thinks Daddy

Is a dork

And each rendition of this version is followed by giggling from both of them.


  1. Spare the rod, spoil the Wife.

  2. Must…resist…”rod”…jokes.

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