So the food police have moved from San Francisco to New York City in their continuing battle with the nefarious Happy Meal. I’m a little surprised it took them this long. Then again, knowing how health-conscious they are, they probably made the cross-country trip on free-range bicycles.

Whatever their method of travel, they now have the ear of a city councilman there who is hard at work protecting his citizens from themselves. What would we do without people like that in office? I mean, other than make decisions for ourselves, of course.