If it is at all possible, could you kindly refrain from being so damned hot? It’s starting to get on my nerves. If that is asking too much, could you at least avoid being ruggedly handsome in any movies that The Misses can find on Netflix streaming? Or at least start wearing some dorky glasses or something…anything. I’m even willing to try and track down my old A.L.F. shirt from high school for you.