I try not to let things get to me. Really, I do. But sometimes you see something that is so outrageous that you can’t simply look the other way and pretend that it doesn’t exist. Standing by silently only allows the outrage to continue unabated. So I’m afraid I must stand my ground and proclaim that this SHALL NOT PASS!
Since I feel this particular affront is born more of ignorance than of malice, I offer the following lesson.
Y’all is short for “you all”.
Ya’ll is short for “I don’t understand how contractions work”.
Thank you for your time.