All Things Considered had a segment on Shoebox greeting cards this afternoon. To celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the company, a coffeetable book called Shoebox: Greatist Hits and Misses has been released. One of the things included in the book is a section called “Funny, but No” on card ideas that were rejected. They read a couple on the show, including the following:

You’ll always be my Dad. That’s the one thing the casinos can’t take away from me.

You can see some more rejected ideas here.