This week News of the Weird gives us the story of a mischievous Doberman pinsher named “Barney”. Barney had a job guarding a children’s museum near Wells, England. I say “had a job” because I’m pretty sure they don’t want him working there any longer. It seems he lost control of himself and chewed up some of the rare teddy bears they have there, one million dollars worth of teddy bears in fact. He even destroyed one that once belonged to Elvis.

Eat your heart out Mojo!