Now I am still a relatively young man with many years ahead of me hopefully. And I imagine that with my remaining time I will accomplish many things, possibly even great things. But regardless of what I manage to do with the rest of my life, I can pretty safely say that I have already achieved something so impressive that I am not likely to surpass this feat even if I reach Dick Clark style longevity.
That feat of course was convincing the woman that I would eventually marry to agree to a second date after I spent an inordinate amount of time* discussing Monkees-related trivia on our first date.
*inordinate amount of time is naturally taken in this context to mean any time at all.