Do you ever worry that there isn’t enough weirdness in the world? If you do, you can now rest easy. Apparently Christopher Walken is slated to play Ozzy Osborne in a movie about Motley Crue. Walken as Ozzy is probably as close to the Platonic Ideal of Weirdness as you can get. Sadly though, making a movie about Motley Crue is pretty close to the Platonic Ideal of Lame, so I’ll probably just wait for a YouTube clip of Walken’s performance.