Driving to work this morning, I heard an ad for a local car dealer. They were touting the fact that they would give you $5000 for your trade regardless of the condition it was in. In an attempt to be funny, they decided to feature celebrity appraisers in the commercial.
Their first appraiser was Stevie Wonder. Get it? Their appraisers are blind. That explains why they are giving you such a great trade-in price. Man that is high-larious. But it gets better.
Who is their other celebrity appraiser? Why Ray Charles, of course. So not only are some of their appraisers blind, some are blind and dead.