So Oscar-winning director, James Cameron, has a new documentary in which he claims to have located the coffin of Jesus. In addition to the tomb information, the documentary will also include the “startling” revelation that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene and had a son.

Blah blah blah…

What I want to know is if the film will feature any historical reenactments. And, if so, will one of them feature a young Jesus sailing along in a boat while shouting, “I’m the King of the Jews!!!”