You know, I’m really getting tired of this whole “We’ve got to save the planet” nonsense. The Earth isn’t our mother. It’s a planet. If it was a mother it would probably lose custody considering all the floods, earthquakes, hurricanes and tornadoes it unleashes on us on a regular basis.

If we were to manage to save the planet, that would pretty much eliminate any moon base projects. And let’s fact it, moon bases would totally rock. Do we really want to deny our children the opportunity cruise around moon colonies on wicked cool moon buggies?

So let’s think of the children and get busy destroying the planet.